You know the ones. Eyes half-closed. Butt. A blur as they leave the frame. The “cute” shot that is actually just the couch.
You did not fail as a photographer. Your cat failed as a client. They will not sit. They will not look at the camera. They will not wear the tiny hat. A real shoot is $300–$800, three hours, and a cat who has decided today is not the day.
So you keep the phone photos. You post the least-bad one. You tell yourself it’s fine.
It is not fine. You live with a ridiculous animal and you have almost no pictures that look like how you see them.
Generic AI does not know your cat. It will give you a beautiful orange tabby that is not yours. Cute. Useless.
CatAI trains a private model on the photos you already have. Face. Markings. That stupid little expression they make at 6 a.m. Then we shoot them in looks you will never get them to sit for.
Upload → private model → pack. You do not write prompts. You do not rent a studio. You do not negotiate with a creature that cannot be negotiated with.
Your cat. Not “a cat.”
Three steps. Then you have photos.
Step 1
Face. A few angles. Different rooms, different light. Phone photos are fine. Skip screenshots, group shots, and the one where they are a speck on the windowsill.
The more they actually look like themselves, the more the model does.
Step 2
A few minutes. Not a public gallery. Not a dataset we resell. Your uploads, your model, your gallery.
When it’s ready, you pick a pack. You do not become a prompt engineer.
Step 3
A pack is a themed shoot: lighting, wardrobe, set, vibe. Corporate Cat. Royal Court. Beach Vacation. You click it. You get a set of photos.
Keep the ones you want. Run another pack when you want more.
You are not building a portfolio. You are getting pictures of the animal you already take 40 photos of every Sunday.
Pick a look. We take the photos. You do not write the shoot.
Headshots. Boardroom energy. The LinkedIn of cats. Neutral light, serious face, the expression they use when you are late with breakfast.
Velvet, gold, the look they already think they deserve. If your cat has ever sat on a laptop like a monarch, this is the official portrait.
Costume, no cooperation required. You get the shot. They never have to wear the thing.
Gallery lighting. Serious face optional. The photo you would pay a stranger $400 to almost get.
Sand they will never actually walk on. Sun they will never sit in. The holiday they would cancel.
Low light, late night, tiny legend. Smoke-machine energy. No smoke machine.
Night shots. Eyes that already glow. The 3 a.m. version of your cat, on purpose.
Rooftops, rain, the hero they rehearse in the hallway. Cinematic. A little ridiculous. Correct.
All of these are examples on the wall above and on the public Examples page. Look first. Then start.
Great if your cat is a professional. Most are not. You pay for the studio, the travel, and an hour of treats. You leave with six usable frames and a story about how they hid under the couch.
You already have this. You already know how it goes.
It will make a gorgeous cat. It will not make your cat. If the point is the specific idiot on your couch, a random orange tabby is a postcard from the wrong house.
You train once. You shoot as many packs as you buy. The model stays private. The photos look like them, in rooms they have never entered.
No subscription theater. You buy a pack. You get the photos.
Train a private model of your cat + 50 photos. This is the start. Upload, train, pick a pack, get a set.
40 more photos of your cat. Same model. New pack, or more of one you liked.
No unlimited plan. We are not going to pretend compute is free. You buy what you want to shoot.
★★★★★
“I uploaded 12 photos of Miso on my couch. An hour later I had a royal portrait I printed for my mom. She thought I hired someone.”
Lena
★★★★★
“The corporate pack is unhinged in the best way. I use one as my lock screen. He looks more employable than I do.”
Marcus
★★★★★
“Halloween pack, zero costume fight. He looks like he planned the heist.”
Priya
★★★★★
“I suck at taking photos of my cat. This is the first time the pictures look like how I see him.”
Jordan
★★★★★
“I was going to book a pet photographer for my birthday. I ran Fine Art Portrait instead and ordered a print. Kept the $400.”
Avery
★★★★★
“Jazz Club looks like a album cover. I did not know my cat had a chin like that.”
Sam
Skip it if you want unlimited generations, a prompt playground, or a tool for every animal on earth. This is a photographer for the cat you already have.
10–20. Face plus a few angles. Different rooms help. Skip screenshots, other cats in the same frame, and anything where the face is a smudge.
That is the point. Phone shots are what we train on. Variety beats a single “good” photo.
A few minutes to train. Then a pack runs. You are not waiting on a studio calendar.
You. Uploads, the model, and the gallery stay private.
No. Debut is train + 50 photos. Encore is 40 more.
Yes. Your photos and model are yours to delete.
The model is trained on your uploads. Garbage in, pretty stranger out. Give it their face from a few angles and you get them back.
No. You run a pack. That is the product.
Lock screens, prints, a Christmas card, a joke for the group chat. They’re yours.
Yes. Examples are public. No account required to look.
You already did the hard part: you live with them. You already have the photos on your phone. Upload a set. Train the model. Run a pack.
If the wall looks like what you wanted, start. If you just want to look, the examples are free.